Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
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God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a
entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God
made a U and is called Cartoon.
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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
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Watch ND tv news
jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now
read it without the word cat.
