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Selected nice funny sms or text
messages. The funny sms part contain a large number of funny sms, funny poems,
funny ideas, funny quotes,
short cute funny
poems, free
funny poems etc… |
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Marriage is
like a public toilet
Those waiting
outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. |
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Life is
nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing. |
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide |
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Girlfriend:It’s
2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it
in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s
painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! |
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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” |
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A ship was
sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short. |
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